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Jun 24, 2011
¡Viva el sofa!
I won't go into the ridiculous melodramatic angsting that followed the horrible deeply traumatic desecration of my sofa a few weeks ago.....
I've been earnestly shopping for a new one....and earnestly putting off the purchase of a new one....for two main reasons:
a. I haven't completely decided what I want yet.
b. I'm poor.
In the meanwhile, I've been decorating on a limited budget:
I pulled out this blanket I'd bought in Mexico a million years ago when I was 11 or so, and
It's like Tijuana all in here now, y'all!
Maybe I'll get myself out on the street like a street urchin and hustle some peanuts and iguanas to fund this new couch. Couldn't hurt, right? Besides, a donkey show would ruin my drapes.
Anyway, right now I'm sooooo resisting the urge to hang a pinata...
but only just barely.