I have a boyfriend.
I've been loath to mention it here because, well, I'm afraid of jinxing things.
You know what kind of romantic (I use the word lightly) luck (I use that word even more lightly)
I have. Sheesh. You can't be too careful. Well, I can't.
But anyway, the gist is this: he's a really great guy.
I mean really.
He's handsome and talented and funny and artistic and smart and creative
How'd I get this lucky?
I mean how many men do you know who can fire a rifle like a sharpshooter, speak Russian like a
And that's the short list.
He's a true renaissance man. It's crazy.
Anyway, henceforth he will be referred to by the...um...clever pseudonym, "John".
I just hope I haven't jinxed things by this indiscreet announcement.