So....we're going on a trip to Seattle in a week or so.
Neither John nor I has ever been, so we're a bit clueless.
The chief attraction is that it's not
Anything else, I figure, is gravy.
I've never been anyplace so far north, or so far west....or so far white.
I've been studiously studying what white people like to minimize the culture shock, but I'm not sure if that'll help.
Desperate for some help, I even posted an ad on the Seattle Craigslist.
Um...no, not like that. Jesus, you people have dirty minds.
Speaking of which, did you know that craigslist requires a phone number to make a post now? WTF
Very invasive. I'm sure I'll be bombarded with who knows what sort of crank phone calls now.
Thus far, no helpful Seattlite has responded to me, however.
I mean I expected at least one:
"Why don't you look on the internet, stupid bitch.But not even.
Do I look like the Chamber of Commerce?"
So, any of you ever been up there?
What do you recommend, you know, after we've seen Starbucks?