Night Crumbs - Blake Shelton made clumsy hillbilly drunks everywhere proud when he fell during a show and blamed it on lots of booze. Sure, some may say that Blake gettin...
May 11, 2007
Everything about P. Hilton makes me mad. I know I am hardly alone in this, but still.
Like many people, I felt a little thrill when I heard that she might be going to jail. It was short lived, however. I don't think anyone can hope for her to really "be reformed" there in any sense of the word. What I fear most is that she'll get out only to be more talked about than ever, suddenly "cool" for her "street cred" now.
I could just gag.
Let's hope I'm wrong.
What makes me most mad about her is that I know so much about her...without ever having wanted to. It just sort of happened. She's parasitically taken up lodging in my brain, like some sort of mental tapeworm.
I guess the best we can hope for is that we'll maybe get 45 days of non-P H media while (if) she's in the pokey.