Sep 29, 2012

omen

What can it mean when you come home to find a switchblade
ominously perched at your threshold?



(a free knife for me, that's what.)

pump up the ...uh...jam?



Mommy, I'm scared.

via

Sep 25, 2012

Gay history

1851 Horacio and Lionel:          Broke up after Lionel broke Horacio's second favorite Sevres epergne in a pique of rage. 


1861: Nathaniel and Ezra:         Broke up over the issue of slavery and states' rights (and Ezra's jungle fever )

1870: Edgar and Thomas:          Broke up over the heated case of bustles and postiches. 
1885: George and William and Marcus and John:          Broke up to become George and John and William and Marcus.
1890: Aaron and Jed:         Broke up when Jed became a vegan.
1919: Lloyd and Calvin and Jonathan: Broke up when Jonathan married Alice

1945: Peter and Glenn:        Broke up after one too many alcoholic rages
1950: Robert and Bud:      Broke up at 5 a.m. when Bud woke up.


Sep 20, 2012

The NIHG Wishbook 2012 is here!

From our Men's Fashions Department:

776. "One step beyond" Starflash lame ensemble, gold or silver  $19.95.  777.  Chocolate Velvet lounge set $35.00





From our Ladies' department:
212. Blackeyed Susan Swimsuit with accessories.  $50.99 (plus an extra twenty on the nightstand)

                                   From our toy department:
24. Bearbie doll $15.99
666. The Inflatable Unicorn horn. For Cats.  $5.99 (cat not included)

345. Hand crocheted penis Chap Stik holder. $2.00


40. The Dolly doll  $38.24



From our Housewares Department:
13. Anal rape pencil sharpener  $19.99


177. Stylish Grape cluster hanging lamp $50.00




96. Sophisticated Erotica phone $69.69

Place your orders now.  Supplies are limited.