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| 1.This record player (for the parties I don't have) |
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| 2. This Lalanne bar (for the parties I don't have) |
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| 3.This lawnmower (for the lawn I don't have) |
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| 4.This French teevee (for the tv I don't watch) |
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| 5. these toothbrush cases (for my next trip to Mars) |
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| 6. This Chinese moon bed (for the Chinese Guest room) |
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| 7. The I Dream of Jeanie playset (for the nursery) |
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| 8. This toaster (Gay porn brunch anyone?) |
9.This miniature Sarcophagus Ring and Double bladed ring (for emergencies)
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| 10. This inspirational stone (For inspiration) |
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6 comments:
Oh, you need that bar; forget about the parties! Also the bed is rather spectacular . . .
Actually, never mind: I think *I* need the bed!
Well dear, if you get all these items, your just bound to be belle of the neighborhood. And at this house the toaster....someone would for sure put a dick pic in there. Eating toast would never be so much fun.
i'll bring the challah!
If I ever win the lottery, I plan to blow it all on Lalanne.
I'll buy it all for you only if we can move in together.
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