Jun 15, 2015

Ten things I may need...

1.This record player (for the parties I don't have)
2. This Lalanne bar (for the parties I don't have)
3.This lawnmower (for the lawn I don't have)
4.This French teevee (for the tv I don't watch)
5. these toothbrush cases (for my next trip to Mars)
6. This Chinese moon bed (for the Chinese Guest room)
7. The I Dream of Jeanie playset (for the nursery)
8. This toaster (Gay porn brunch anyone?)




9.This miniature Sarcophagus Ring and Double bladed ring (for emergencies)


10. This inspirational stone (For inspiration)




6 comments:

Diane said...

Oh, you need that bar; forget about the parties! Also the bed is rather spectacular . . .

Diane said...

Actually, never mind: I think *I* need the bed!

mistress maddie said...

Well dear, if you get all these items, your just bound to be belle of the neighborhood. And at this house the toaster....someone would for sure put a dick pic in there. Eating toast would never be so much fun.

normadesmond said...

i'll bring the challah!

Raina Cox said...

If I ever win the lottery, I plan to blow it all on Lalanne.

ilduce said...

I'll buy it all for you only if we can move in together.