beadazzled

Just a few of the uses I've seen around town for wayward Mardi Gras beads

decorating the railings

Decorating the palm trees

discouraging hipsters

Filling in potholes

true colors

I'm thinking of painting my room.
Not sure which color yet.
Moral Ambiguity Gray or Anal Bleach perhaps?

If You Were Born Today

Today I stumbled upon
 Time Magazine's "Find Out What Your Name Would Be If You Were Born Today"
name-generator
It takes the relative popularity of your name in the year you were born and matches it with a name of the same popularity for various decades.

To my horror, apparently my name today would be the abomination:

"Kayden"

 Kayden? WTF

This sounds like something one of the Kardashians is probably going to name her 3rd grandchild.

Anywho, here's a list of the other decades, none of which are terribly inspiring, but all
better than Kayden:

2000s =Mario

1990s =Hector

1980s=Reginald
 

1970s= Greg

 

1960s=Kerry
 

1950s=Herman

 

1940s=Sidney

 

1930s=Oliver

 

1920s=Clifton
 

1910s=Dave 

 

1900s=Franklin

 

Thankfully, it seems my name in the1890s would be

the much sexier "Sylvester"
Yes!
At last a name I can get behind.

Sylvester - You Make Me Feel Mighty Real by klmbaby

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Recently seen....

In the discount aisle at Walmart.
Hmm....looks like someone is planning a hot date night

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just jealous

I used to walk by this house all the time when I lived uptown, I used to dream about the day I'd own it myself.

You know, after I climbed the ladder of success and did a full Diana Ross on my former girl group sisters, to become an international R and B sex symbol/superstar.

Meanwhile, seems some trifling-ass basic bitch and her husband or whatever have beat me to it.

dammit

Book Club Meeting

Which should be this month's selection? 

¡ el pensamiento del día !

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