Today I stumbled upon
Time Magazine's "Find Out What Your Name Would Be If You Were Born Today"
It takes the relative popularity of your name in the year you were born and matches it with a name of the same popularity for various decades.
To my horror, apparently my name today would be the abomination:
Sylvester - You Make Me Feel Mighty Real by klmbaby
Knot enough wiglettes? - Or is it too much and starting to look like a loaf of challah?