May 9, 2015

just jealous


I used to walk by this house all the time when I lived uptown, I used to dream about the day I'd own it myself.

You know, after I climbed the ladder of success and did a full Diana Ross on my former girl group sisters, to become an international R and B sex symbol/superstar.

Meanwhile, seems some trifling-ass basic bitch and her husband or whatever have beat me to it.

dammit



10 comments:

mrpeenee said...

I love the picture after the jump of the cracky backyard.

jason said...

Actually, I think I'd rather sleep in that cracky backyard than that Rooms-to- Go bedroom

Jon said...

Don't worry Jason - they'll soon turn it into a sterile "Space 1999" set and knock through a few rooms to make an indoor skate park, just like in their old house. Jx

jason said...

Oh my god, Jon.
Are you *trying* to kill me?

Though it does look like some "House of Dereon" jeans in room form, doesn't it?

Raina Cox said...

Does it include an ass-whoopin' elevator?

mistress maddie said...

Or you could have just did porn and got the house that way too!

normadesmond said...

has the fat lady sung?

Ur-spo said...

bummer dude

ayeM8y said...

Perhaps they will need a live-in caretaker...

Andrea said...

I love that building! The interior is a shame though...ugh. I would do it justice. If only.