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| Bible Origami: in case your regular origami is a tad too Satanic |
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| Electric Gravy Boat Warmer: for the countless times you've wished you had an electric gravy boat warmer |
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| Dog Hair: for "the fashion conscious hound" |
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| Mexican gnomes: for the multicultural lawn display |
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| Fair and Handsome skin lightener: for that big job interview |
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| Cotton Candy Yogurt: like a circus.... of yogurt! |
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| Guy Fieri Chip Clips: to |
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| Velveeta Ranch Salad Dressing: to accurately simulate vomit in cute practical jokes |
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| Lawn Jockey: to decorate your lawn after you've used Fair and Handsome |
6 comments:
honey, my gravy boat's always 98.6.
My origami is only a little slutty, so I'm good.
Jesus I just spent the last two hours laughing my way through two years of your blog (that vagina sofa did me in). I'm coming back for more. Thanks :)
But can you make a Mexican garden ornament out of folded Bible pages, dog hair and Velveeta? That is the question. Jx
Well, welcome Riley!
It's great to meet you, so to speak.
Jon: You can indeed. And the gravy boat would make a lovely bird bath.
Once again I say: we MUST go shopping together!
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