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| 1.People telling me to "smile" (why no, I wasn't in a bad mood, until now. Thanks a lot) |
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| 2. People who have never even had my job telling me how to do my job. |
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| 3. The. Never. Ending. Talking. |
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| 4. The. Never. Ending. Humidity |
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| 5. Having to get dressed up every morning |
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| 6. The potholes around here |
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| 7. People who pee on the freaking toilet seat |
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| 8. The phone |
13 comments:
Sending you a large virtual cocktail, which is absolutely no fucking help at all.
And I'll donate a large virtual spliff, which is even less help in the circumstances. J
The humidity keeps your skin dewey fresh.
I'm with Peenee on that one! Exceptin' it keeps my armpits dewey not so fresh.
Also I really really really want a stair chair elevator.
I would never never ever assume to tell you about your job. It is the UNSUNG HERO JOB OF THE WORLD!
Plus + + + I really really like to over modify...
OMG, sugarpie! i want #3 that card is PERFECT! *hugs* drop by my place and see what i've been doing *jesus wept* then i'll make you the most delicious cocktail E V E R! it's called "horse's neck" it will cure everything, including humidity! xoxox
Oh, Geez. We have a TP Draper at the office - he periodically installs himself in the handicapped stall, but only after first ensuring that every gap between it and its neighbor is covered with streamers of paper and then thoroughly wrapping the entire commode much in the way shown here. None of us has ever caught him, but we have our suspicions...
he pot holes in new orleans... the streets require a safari jeep. Can't count how many times I almost drove into holes over a foot deep. Look alive soldier!
Thus eight things I love about you.
Agreed with all and if I may....people who feel the need to talk on cell phones in public indoor places. There lucky I don't get out my gun oil and shove it up their ass.
at first glance, i thought the woman
on the chair lift was bruce jenner.
Okay, first I got distracted by the little tease at the bottom of the post titled "Holy Porn", so I had to go there. And then I had to follow the link there. But I'm back now, and man, you are funny as all get out.
I wish you could take this show on the road.
Anyway, thanks.
joseph
I love that you hate these things, 'cept the phone because no one cool lives near me so I need it. Oh and that pretty card. I need it too.
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