 |
| 1.People telling me to "smile" (why no, I wasn't in a bad mood, until now. Thanks a lot) |
 |
| 2. People who have never even had my job telling me how to do my job. |
 |
| 3. The. Never. Ending. Talking. |
 |
| 4. The. Never. Ending. Humidity |
 | ||||
| 5. Having to get dressed up every morning |
 | ||||||
| 6. The potholes around here |
 |
| 7. People who pee on the freaking toilet seat |
 | |||
| 8. The phone |
.jpg) |
| Venus caught in a rain shower |
 |
| Portrait of Dominique Devereux (to hang facing the Alexis Carrington Colby portrait i |
 |
| Full scale model of the US capitol (with ceramic magnolia and wooden Xmas elf) |
 |
| 10 full feet of model ship (to suspend from ceiling...or to put in the bathtub) |
 |
| French perfume dispenser (to replace the Renuzit Adjustable in my bathroom) |
 |
| Bible Origami: in case your regular origami is a tad too Satanic |
.jpg) |
| Electric Gravy Boat Warmer: for the countless times you've wished you had an electric gravy boat warmer |
 |
| Dog Hair: for "the fashion conscious hound" |
 |
| Mexican gnomes: for the multicultural lawn display |
 |
| Fair and Handsome skin lightener: for that big job interview |
.jpg) |
| Cotton Candy Yogurt: like a circus.... of yogurt! |
 |
| Guy Fieri Chip Clips: to |
 |
| Velveeta Ranch Salad Dressing: to accurately simulate vomit in cute practical jokes |
 |
| Lawn Jockey: to decorate your lawn after you've used Fair and Handsome |
