Feb 8, 2015

"...laced with touch of the South"

The other day while browsing our local Dollar Tree, I happened upon this sight....just to the right of the rubbing alcohol and left of the plastic hand grenades

What do I see? Why It's a book by  none other than
"New York Times Bestselling Author" Wynonna Judd
(Yes, you did read that right.)
Opening it, I was assailed by her menacing author's photo.  She dares me to put it back, so I don't.  
I let the pages fall open to read this line of fine literature:    "'Hello, Destiny Hart,' he said in a whiskey -smooth voice laced with a touch of the South."


I mean now really, poor old Harper Lee can clearly forget about her little "comeback" now, right?  Here is Southern Literature at its finest right here.

4 comments:

Jon said...

Oh! She's obviously learned her craft from the literary greats - Danielle Steel, Nora Roberts, Harold Robbins, that kind of thing. Jx

Raina Cox said...

"Today her jeans were eye-popping pink with bright yellow piping" - Totally ghost written by a straight dude who had to ask his sister what the "tubes" running down the sides of her pants were called.

ayeM8y said...

You paid a whole dollar?

I'm sure it's worth every cent.

Diane said...

Oh. My.