What do I see? Why It's a book by none other than
"New York Times Bestselling Author" Wynonna Judd (Yes, you did read that right.) |
Opening it, I was assailed by her menacing author's photo. She dares me to put it back, so I don't. |
I let the pages fall open to read this line of fine literature: "'Hello, Destiny Hart,' he said in a whiskey -smooth voice laced with a touch of the South." |
I mean now really, poor old Harper Lee can clearly forget about her little "comeback" now, right? Here is Southern Literature at its finest right here.
4 comments:
Oh! She's obviously learned her craft from the literary greats - Danielle Steel, Nora Roberts, Harold Robbins, that kind of thing. Jx
"Today her jeans were eye-popping pink with bright yellow piping" - Totally ghost written by a straight dude who had to ask his sister what the "tubes" running down the sides of her pants were called.
You paid a whole dollar?
I'm sure it's worth every cent.
Oh. My.
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