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| Plastic pineapples from Nate Berkus, (@Target) They just keep multiplying. Every time I go back, there seem to be more. WTF? What self respecting gay makes a navy plastic pineapple anwyay? |
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| Thankfully, someone knows what little boys (like me) really do want on their birthdays: rich, hot men in speedos....delivering drugs. Not, I repeat, navy plastic pineapples. | . |
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| Meanwhile, on the other side of the store, I noticed that some mischievous little imp had changed the display Nook's profile to "Carpetmuncher's Nook" (which, come to think of it, sounds like a wonderful name for an upscale subdivision, doesn't it?) |
7 comments:
but it's a decorator pineapple!
Berkus should have his Rainbow Card revoked for those pineapples.
Somewhere there is an unemployed Target marketing employee explaining to the unemployment office how they got let go because they convinced their bosses that plastic pineapples were going to be the next household must have.
I understand Mr. Berkus is tiny. Maybe if you're really lucky and buy the SPECIAL pineapple, he pops out of it when you get home.
I'd rather have Dr. Doug and his drugs.
dear me! What one does with pineapples is a mystery.
technically, the pineapple is a symbol of hospitality.
Your shopping trip posts are my favorite!
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