Anyway, just because I'm cruel, here are three things you never really wanted to know:
From the super tacky, picture heavy Jackie Handbook (courtesy of the public library):
"Jackie and Ari were physically passionate at the start of their marriage, and Onassis used to boast openly about their sex life."From the very boring OK Magazine (brought back by John from Merry Olde):
"Kate, who is pregnant with her first child, arrived at the gallery at 9 a.m. looking still slender in a burgundy Whistles dress that she has worn in public several times before."
From the completely fascinating
(also courtesy of the public library):
"There was an extremely goodlooking, well groomed fellow who loved to take it in the 'back door', meaning, of course, that he was the passive partner, or the bottom, in anal intercourse. Edward (the Duke of Windsor) was particularly fond of giving it to him that way while........"
(ok, so never mind)