Apr 24, 2013

Stuff I need

A. to keep myself prompt

B. to light a fire
C. in case I die.

D. to practice looking plastic pretty

E. to cook for my GI Joe

F. to move into (once I evict that skank, Jeannie)

G. for those rainy days
H. To roll through the hood

I. in case my new lighter (B) does not work
J. to remember my life as a Sexpionage spy
K. To dress like the cool kids.


mrpeenee said...

I'll share the I Dream of Jeannie house with you, right up until I slit your throat so I can have it all to myself.

faye said...

i really need a watch too =_=

Jon said...

All of them essential. Jx

MJ said...

I'm busy trying to stuff Peenee back into the bottle.

Raina Cox said...

"Jock Roller Disco"?

normadesmond said...

what's the extended zip code for the bottle?

Diane said...

If you wait to long . . . there's nothing left to say.

mistress maddie said...

Sexpionage spy.That has a nice ring to it.

Diane said...

Sweet jesus, I wrote "to long"???? That just proves how disturbing some of those items were.

Ur-spo said...

better than "I'm Free" is "Glass of water for Mr. Granger"

ayeM8y said...


Everything on this list screams, "Resent Me."