I've already earned my "Liza" badge for performing "Cabaret" in one act in the nude. The "Cher" badge for wig and costume design. I'm working on "Judy" but I'm planning on doing all three versions of "A Star is Born" so I can get a "Barbra" and and the elusive "Janet Gaynor" merit badge.
I got mine for my reinterpretaton of Presenting Lily Mars combining elements of Noh Theatre and Viennese operetta. And for doing the scoutmaster, combining vodka and Seconal, and locking myself in a dressing room for three days.
You don't want to know how I earned my Ava Gardner. lt wasn't pretty, and I'm not proud of it. Mostly.
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7 comments:
I am a gay boy scout. I have my diva badge! Jx
You have this badge too, don’t you Jon?
I have an armful of them - here and here! Jx
With THAT many, you're going to need a longer sleeve.
I've already earned my "Liza" badge for performing "Cabaret" in one act in the nude. The "Cher" badge for wig and costume design. I'm working on "Judy" but I'm planning on doing all three versions of "A Star is Born" so I can get a "Barbra" and and the elusive "Janet Gaynor" merit badge.
and now that the scouts are "allowing"
faygelahs in, i might consider reupping,
if this can be my merit badge for lip-syncing.
i'm way done with that tree climbing shit.
I got mine for my reinterpretaton of Presenting Lily Mars combining elements of Noh Theatre and Viennese operetta. And for doing the scoutmaster, combining vodka and Seconal, and locking myself in a dressing room for three days.
You don't want to know how I earned my Ava Gardner. lt wasn't pretty, and I'm not proud of it. Mostly.
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