Dear Fourth-Lady-in-Hijab-in-Target-Tonight,
I realize that my furtive glances in your direction made you nervous, and undoubtedly...and understandably... led you to think that I am a horrible racist xenophobe, but I promise you I am not.
I assure you I was not staring at your hijab.
I was simply trying to get a better look at your smoking-hot husband.
Sorry.
Sincerely,
j.
Celia Imrie, Sir Ben Kinsley, Helen Mirren, and Pierce Brosnan at THE
THURSDAY MURDER CLUB London Photo Call
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Celia Imrie, Ben Kingsley, Helen Mirren and Pierce Brosnan, the cast of The
Thursday Murder Club, all got together at the British Library in London for
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2 comments:
oh good, we need another international crisis.
Geez - ain't that the story of my life?
Out here in the Sandlands, at least, the wives are so busy looking at the jewelry stores that they don't notice if you ogle the spousal goods...
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