Dear Fourth-Lady-in-Hijab-in-Target-Tonight,
I realize that my furtive glances in your direction made you nervous, and undoubtedly...and understandably... led you to think that I am a horrible racist xenophobe, but I promise you I am not.
I assure you I was not staring at your hijab.
I was simply trying to get a better look at your smoking-hot husband.
Sorry.
Sincerely,
j.
Apple TV Press Day: Michelle Pfeiffer and Elle Fanning Promote MARGO’S GOT
MONEY TROUBLES
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For Apple TV press day, Margo’s Got Money Troubles stars Michelle Pfeiffer
and Elle Fanning clearly coordinated their looks ahead of time. We like
to t...
2 comments:
oh good, we need another international crisis.
Geez - ain't that the story of my life?
Out here in the Sandlands, at least, the wives are so busy looking at the jewelry stores that they don't notice if you ogle the spousal goods...
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