Dear Fourth-Lady-in-Hijab-in-Target-Tonight,
I realize that my furtive glances in your direction made you nervous, and undoubtedly...and understandably... led you to think that I am a horrible racist xenophobe, but I promise you I am not.
I assure you I was not staring at your hijab.
I was simply trying to get a better look at your smoking-hot husband.
Sorry.
Sincerely,
j.
CAUGHT STEALING Star Austin Butler Covers MEN’S HEALTH Magazine
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To Austin Butler, acting had always meant alienation from his body and
mind. After his Oscar-nominated performance in ELVIS, he required a dialect
coach ...
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oh good, we need another international crisis.
Geez - ain't that the story of my life?
Out here in the Sandlands, at least, the wives are so busy looking at the jewelry stores that they don't notice if you ogle the spousal goods...
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