Dear Fourth-Lady-in-Hijab-in-Target-Tonight,
I realize that my furtive glances in your direction made you nervous, and undoubtedly...and understandably... led you to think that I am a horrible racist xenophobe, but I promise you I am not.
I assure you I was not staring at your hijab.
I was simply trying to get a better look at your smoking-hot husband.
Sorry.
Sincerely,
j.
CinemaCon 2026: Kevin Hart, Dwayne Johnson and Jack Black at the JUMANJI:
OPEN WORLD Photo Call
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The Jumani dudes hit the CinemaCon red carpet in dudely style. Kevin Hart,
Dwayne Johnson and Jack Black somewhat correctly assumed that this was a
casua...
2 comments:
oh good, we need another international crisis.
Geez - ain't that the story of my life?
Out here in the Sandlands, at least, the wives are so busy looking at the jewelry stores that they don't notice if you ogle the spousal goods...
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