I realize that my furtive glances in your direction made you nervous, and undoubtedly...and understandably... led you to think that I am a horrible racist xenophobe, but I promise you I am not.
I assure you I was not staring at your hijab.
I was simply trying to get a better look at your smoking-hot husband.
Call it what it really is: Fetish - This no longer exists. So this past week, Baltimore City government swooped in and removed four sculptures dedicated to the Confederacy. Included is this...