Oct 14, 2012

Three things seen on the way to work

(which I nearly crashed my car and died trying to take a photo of)
6:30 Woman screaming "Bette Davis! Bette Davis, come here!" while Bette Davis takes a shit on my lawn.
7:00 a. m. Man walking down my street cradling a large Chucky doll in his arms like his baby. 
5 p.m. : Line of 3 hookers holding hands, being let on a "field trip" crossing busy street.

5 comments:

Margaret said...

Okay, "Clark Kent", please stop snapping pics with your mom's trac fone.

normadesmond said...

try switching lenses.

Joseph the Butler said...

you're a ha-ha funny man, so maybe these photos are supposed to be funny too? I'm not getting it though.

Ur-spo said...

that first statement made me giggle to no end.

Diane said...

Oh honey. I thought you'd stopped those hallucinations. . . .