did that say "feed an elephant" or "feel an elephant?" i suppose it was feed. if you were offering a plate elephant ears, fresh from the carnival, you could easily cop a feel.
My grandfather owned a monkey. All I can say is that sharp little monkey claws skittering up your leg under your skirt is not as fun as you might think!
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did that say "feed an elephant" or "feel an elephant?" i suppose it was feed. if you were offering a plate elephant ears, fresh from the carnival, you could easily cop a feel.
Is this your shotgun house, Jason?
Jason...
"Our Shawn" is not a monkey.....
Or is he?
The Bucket List...N'Awlins style.
My grandfather owned a monkey. All I can say is that sharp little monkey claws skittering up your leg under your skirt is not as fun as you might think!
oh, elizabeth...just kill a dream, whydoncha?
I guess I'll just have to settle for that lawnboy down there instead.
My husband has some interesting stories about a monkey at a gas station. A lot of masturbation was involved.
what a fantastic idea
I hope people translate these dreams into reality.
Gotta love N'Awlins.
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