"That'll be one hundred and fourteen dollars and ninety nine cents, ma'am."
(Cashier to woman in front of me at Walgreen's)
"Oh, yeah, and dis."
(Woman places a Hubig's on top of her $114.99 pile of douche and tube socks.)
(Cashier to woman in front of me at Walgreen's)
"Oh, yeah, and dis."
(Woman places a Hubig's on top of her $114.99 pile of douche and tube socks.)
7 comments:
I forgot to stock up on Hubigs.
She must have just gotten her monthly check...
That was her treat to herself after using all that douche. She is going to be too wiped out to fix a proper meal after the mega-flush.
Hubigs really should be sold on the first aid aisle. It always makes me feel better.
Oh, I'll bite, what are Hubigs? And if they're good, can you send me a bag?
I've heard that Hubig's has mini king cakes out this year. I've yet to see one, though.
So...just how much douche and tube socks WILL $114 buy?
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