Jan 30, 2011

How to have style (for the ladies) part deux

1. The minx: a wisp of sheer nylon around the crotch neck is always sexy.


2.The artistic type: don't be afraid to explore new, exciting media, like your hair.

3. The lady: always accentuate your best assets
4. The country cock lover: don't be afraid of pattern--on your cabinets, your jacket...your eyes.


5. The wife: Always maintain a bit of sex appeal, even when frying up eggs.

8 comments:

David Toms said...

You have given me so many choices here, however I think I am going for wisp of crepe

normadesmond said...

i've anointed you "stylist to the stylists."

ayeM8y said...

Can a lady wear cock patterned pantyhose while frying up some eggs?

Cause I think that would stylish and even a little bit cannibalistic.

MJ said...

#4: Tobey McGuire in drag?

mrpeenee said...

I am so glad I'm gay.

Who you callin' housewife? said...

Guess I'm a cross between the wife and the country cock lover. All I can make is eggs, and I must say I look damn good doing it. And I do have a collection of roosters.

Alas, I have no ass on which to serve milk and sandwich cookies. Don't really want to be thinking about a butt buffet anyway.

EFT Manual said...

Oh my my!!

Salty Miss Jill said...

I only wish I could balance snacks on my backside. Girl sho do got some assets.