1. The minx: a wisp of sheer nylon around the 
2.The artistic type: don't be afraid to explore new, exciting media, like your hair.
3. The lady: always accentuate your best assets
4. The country cock lover: don't be afraid of pattern--on your cabinets, your jacket...your eyes.
5. The wife: Always maintain a bit of sex appeal, even when frying up eggs.
8 comments:
You have given me so many choices here, however I think I am going for wisp of crepe
i've anointed you "stylist to the stylists."
Can a lady wear cock patterned pantyhose while frying up some eggs?
Cause I think that would stylish and even a little bit cannibalistic.
#4: Tobey McGuire in drag?
I am so glad I'm gay.
Guess I'm a cross between the wife and the country cock lover. All I can make is eggs, and I must say I look damn good doing it. And I do have a collection of roosters.
Alas, I have no ass on which to serve milk and sandwich cookies. Don't really want to be thinking about a butt buffet anyway.
Oh my my!!
I only wish I could balance snacks on my backside. Girl sho do got some assets.
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