Two towering mid-thirties drag queens, both in hot pants, long silky smooth legs fluorescing in orange spray tan, walking leisurely through Target on the day after Christmas...dressed in what can only be described as Soccer Mom/Hooker drag:
Shorter one to taller one:
"We need to get you some new clothes. I don't want to see you in that Tinkerbell hoodie again."
Taller one, sullenly: