Erin Go Bragh-less

Only here in the land of dreamy dreams, would I get stopped in traffic for  the traditional Five-Days-after-St. Patrick's-Day parade.

Of course, nothing says "Happy St. Patrick's Day!" like Dracula's coffin, am I right?

Unless it's Magraritas O'Maracas

And of course the several tons of cabbage, potatoes green vomit beads littering the highway

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                                    Five days without a parade, and the city goes into withdrawal.