|Only here in the land of dreamy dreams, would I get stopped in traffic for the traditional Five-Days-after-St. Patrick's-Day parade.|
|Of course, nothing says "Happy St. Patrick's Day!" like Dracula's coffin, am I right?|
|Unless it's Magraritas O'Maracas|
|And of course the several tons of cabbage, potatoes green||.|
Five days without a parade, and the city goes into withdrawal.