I want a companion monkey! To do my nails, fetch potato chips, change the channels, wash my hair, iron my clothes, etc. When I was growing up you could get people to do that stuff. There is a pet shop near by that sells monkeys. I clicked the link and they are over $3500. You have to treat them like babies. Who wants a baby for the next 25 years?
I'm undecided if I'm more disturbed by "eats only what you eat" or that the monkey pictured is wearing a dress . . . .
right here in minneapolis? why, i'm warming up the car as i type....i'll be home with a new baboon within the hour!
"Monkey Shines", anyone..? Jx
I shudder to think how many times a claim was filed on the "guarantee."
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