Jun 22, 2014

and now a word from our sponsor....


Jon said...

Eddie: "Where's my thing? You know, my thing... my vibrating thing..."

Patsy: "Right by your bedside drawer, darling."

Eddie: "Not THAT, not THAT!... My beeper, my beeper!"

Patsy: "Oh."

[fishes inside her skirt]

Patsy: "Here."

Eddie: [disgusted] "Keep it. I don't want it now. Don't WANT it now."


normadesmond said...

why, have a seat!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Dial the base and it cums for you? Whatever next?!

I'll take twelve.

The Cool Cookie said...

I had a friend who found one of these in a thrift shop in the 1980s, when everyone was doing touch tone. Calling her was a nightmare of callbacks because she was forever hanging up and calling back.

Ur-spo said...

i remember these !