Town and WTF-ery

Today, perusing the latest issue of Town and Country (at the public library, natch....next to that homeless man, the one who smells vaguely like cat food. You know the one.),


I happened across this little article.

"What jewels pair well with couture sneakers and hand-embroidered hoodie?"

I almost did a spit take....I mean, this clearly this is a parody of a Town and Country article, right?
 Right?

And just in case you thought they were putting us on, here are the prices.
 Well, then....oh. kay.