but frankly I am devastated.
Devastated I tell you!
Is nothing real? Nothing true? Nothing sacred?!
Anyways, in honor of a muskrat love gone bad,
I offer you a few select pages of my very own Captain and Tennille fan book.
I found this treasure a while back at a book fair.
It was a castoff from an elementary school library.
I snatched it up for my dear friend Michael before anyone else could get their filthy hands on it.
It resides with him now, hopefully in a crystal reliquary, illuminated by holy candles.
It was part of the "Rock'n Pop Stars" series, apparently.
I'm sure that "Charley Pride" volume must fetch top dollar on ebay, right?