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Jan 4, 2012
I once got dizzy in a Burger King bathroom
A few days ago I had a wisdom tooth removed. It went surprisingly well, all things considered.
I ended up with three new pills to have to take with the other four I'm already taking.
Every morning I feel like Judy, minus the cigs.
This afternoon, I decided to take one of the percocets. I hadn't before,
but today the pain was mildly bad.
I got myself dressed and took a drive to the burbs to do some shopping.
I had a sudden desperate need for napkin rings.
Had to be the drugs.
On the way, I stopped off at Burger King, got in line....and
I started to feel dizzy. Dizzy and hot. And clammy. And dizzy...
did I mention dizzy?
I sat down....fanned myself like a black woman in church.... and tried to eat, but to no avail.
I threw my food in the garbage, managed to get myself in the car and drove (terrified) home. It was one long long trip.
I got home, threw up, collapsed in bed, and got up five hours later, feeling a bit better.
Drove to the grocery...and got dizzy there again. Came home and ate some crackers and cheese and an apple and went back to sleep. Now I'm up again from my nap at 2 am. Feeling better thankfully.
But....that is one whole day wasted on one little Percocet.
I'm an embarrassment to Judy.