Jan 2, 2011

a few new years resolutions


Travel more.



Find a signature scent.



Dress a bit better.


Eat better



Exercise more.

16 comments:

The Mistress said...

Double dream hands, jazz hands, rain hands…

Rock out, Jason.

ayeM8y said...

Ooh where can I get a pair of double dream hands?

I find that it takes more than the pair I was given to get me off lately...

Double dream hands please?

ayeM8y said...

Also I could use a pack of Adam Passion Wine towelettes for when I’m done.

Makes sure I’m fresh for my next victim...

Santa said...

Just wait till next Christmas, little Mr. Mean Dirty.

Nathan said...

Wow. I didn't realize Lemon/Lime was an erotic flavor... Is Sierra Mist aware of this?

hayward said...

I bet it was the freestyle that killed his Up With People audition.

Salty Miss Jill said...

Mildly hygienic, for the really liberated. Erotic lemon/lime, please.

Ur-spo said...

keeping clean can be jolly good fun.

normadesmond said...

how has that man escaped assasination?

ilduce said...

Sadly I got stood up by my trainer this morning. I had to talk myself though the entire double dream hands workout.

BTW, Stealing this!

Who you callin' housewife? said...

Double Dream Hands workout -- Fuck the Wii Fit I got for Christmas.

I may have to rethink any travel plans.

My favorite flavor would have to be creme brulee.

The Cool Cookie said...

FIST TO YOUR SIDES

As if that is where you really want it...

LadrĂ³n de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Adam, for those days when a boy feels...less than fresh.

Philip Mershon said...

I'm taking my dream hands to the travel destination you suggested.

LenoreNeverM♡re said...

genitals towelettes should be sold in all the SevenEleven!
Happy New Year Jason!!

Anonymous said...

I have never seen a picture of you. So I do not know if you are a fat or slim, ugly or beautiful, fabulous or dull.

What I do know is that you are a very gentle sweet man (with some troubles finding love).

So, go for it. Eat better, do more exercise, spend more money on you.

Let the world see what a wonderful person you are!