Sep 6, 2010

Just a few of the celebrity sightings

seen this weekend at Decadence:

Jody Watley with a pencil moustache*, strutting with his back up dancers down St. Ann, looking for a new love, no doubt.

(*artist's rendering by me)


Aretha Franklin, chatting up Rubberdog (whose rubber dog mask was on his face rather than his fluffy white flabby tail, unfortunately)


Gay Ernest Borgnine (seen by mean dirty pirate)


The brother of this tie, (last seen in 1988). Hanging above a very large white floppy stripper's very large white floppy penis. Tie and penis were both "dancing" on the bar at Good Friends.

10 comments:

sam said...

OH LAWD HAB MERCY. Aretha must be srsly alone, because if anybody loved her they would've thrown a tarp over that.

Michael Guy said...

Ditto what SAM said: Holy muthafucka! Those are some ham bone titties...


I don't know where that came from...

ricola said...

I agree with Sam.
Maybe two tarps.

savannah said...

sweet mary sunshine! does she not own a mirror anymore?????
xoxoxo

Who you callin' housewife? said...

Tonight, I only got to see a drunk neighbor fall into his shrubberies. Not quite as exciting as your neck of the woods.

If I ever fall from the sky on an overseas flight, I'm going to hope that Aretha is sitting in the seat next to me. I never trust those seat cushions to be adequate flotation devices.

Margaret said...

From Yahoo!answers (NOT my words): PENCIL TEST: An objective method of determining the droopiness or sag in the female breast. The girl stands erect, back and shoulders to a wall. She raises one breast (or someone else does) and places a pencil under the breast. While continuing to hold the pencil by its end, the breast is allowed to fall. Then the pencil is released. If the pencil falls to the floor, breast-wise you have a firm little chickie.

Aretha's falling boobie caused many an earthquake.

TJB said...

A few observations...

Ms. Watley looks as if she were just given a Dirty Sanchez.

Sister 'Re-'Re's pearls seem to be screaming for mercy.

Fabulastic said...

Someone has to help Aretha Franklin. It will be a pity if the future generations remember her only for all her late years ridiculous fashion choices.

ayeM8y said...

I remember seeing all of these things as well plus more. Especially the floppy penis part. That’s right at the moment we ran into one another. Sorry it was for such a brief moment. I’ll do better for Halloween when I’m there. By the by and all, I think you looked very smart and edgy. I was workin’ that look too but you pulled it off better.

P.S. In hindsight, Gay Ernset Borgnine was hot!

Jill said...

Oh Aretha! Where are her "handlers"? Lost under her massive boobage!