Oct 18, 2008

last night, over dinner.

"I don't know. I just don't know about him, you know...?"
(friend earnestly laments over his boy trouble)

"Oh puh-lease. All anybody gotta do to date you is shave their asshole...or wax it...or take care of that business some kinda way. Oh, and know how to cook."

(female friend frustratedly exclaims over the hummus)

"Yeah. That's true."
(friend admits)

photo courtesy of hummus eating hotties.com


Anonymous said...

I watched Graham Norton speak of the triple crown. The waxing of the back, sack and crack. OUCH!!!

joe*to*hell said...

doesnt anyone like a good old hairy hole anymore?

Jim said...

I'm telling you for the last time, quit stalking me and eavesdropping on my private (parts) conversation!

Colleen said...

I love that there is a site called Hummus Eating Hotties!

jason said...

Colleen, I know, me too!