Oct 18, 2008
last night, over dinner.
"I don't know. I just don't know about him, you know...?"
(friend earnestly laments over his boy trouble)
"Oh puh-lease. All anybody gotta do to date you is shave their asshole...or wax it...or take care of that business some kinda way. Oh, and know how to cook."
(female friend frustratedly exclaims over the hummus)
"Yeah. That's true."
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