From Craigslist's Lost and Found:

(Cute but true:)

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Lost: Mayor

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Reply to: comm-269887746@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-28, 7:40PM CST


Lost:

Black man with shiny head and foot in mouth. Owners are looking for him. Has been missing since April 22, 2006. Goes by "Ray" or "C-Ray". Last seen hiding behind podium at peace rally. Needs medication. To catch him, approach slowly with a mirror. He will become entranced by his reflection at which point you can gently collar him.

If you see him, please call (504) 658-4000.