The birthday

So, the mother of all birthdays has passed.
Ugh.
For lunch on the big day, I went with my mother at a Vietnamese place....I had a fortune cookie. It read:
"Get another fortune cookie"
Just what a need, a smart-aleck fortune cookie.

So, I end up at dinner at a Chinese place. I eagerly open my fortune cookie...
only to find it empty.

You can't say God doesn't have a sick sense of humor, can you?