Jun 8, 2006

"I saw Anderson Cooper's Stool!"

I was in our local Barnes and Noble yesterday and saw a huge poster of none other than the ubiquitious Anderson Cooper. It said that he would be at a book signing here sometime late next month. I can only imagine what a crowd that will draw.

Back right after Katrina, I had a sighting of Mr Cooper. Sorta.
My friend Dennis and I were driving around the quarter when we saw a stool in the street and a number of dazed looking gays surrounding it.

"WTF?" I said.
I couldn't figure out why they were adoring the floodlit stool in the middle of Bourbon St.

We circled around and then eventually saw what the commotion was about.
I later naively told my friend Michael,

"I saw Anderson Coopers stool....on Bourbon St!"

Needless to say, he got a good laugh at that.

Anyway, you'd think he'd have had enough of NO. But we've been good to him, I suppose. He's got a very carefully written "autobiography" to shill.

I am not, unlike what seems to be a great number of gay men, infatuated with Mr. Cooper. I'm actually much more infatuated with his mother.

But that's beside the point.

Tonight I stumbled across this picture of Andy and his supposed lover. (above)
At least this is the twittering in gay cyberland. The twittering goes on to say that he seems to have a penchant for younger latino men.
The younger thing, (his paramour is 25 or so) I don't get. I mean really now. It's all too cliche, isn't it?

It's stupid,I know, especially for someone I don't even think of as a role model, for me to feel somehow "disappointed" in his following such a well worn gay cliche (pedagogue, sugar daddy, call it what you will....all alledgedly of course). But it still does sort of disappoint me. I don't know why.


Jason, the other white meat said...

As your Foolie, I feel it my duty to tell you that you must be blunted or completely thru if you don't think Mr. Cooper is Ratchet. Come on, Dawg, I'm gonna have to murk right now. I mean, have you ever seen his growns? They're gutta, I tell you, GUTTA. And that chickenhead he's with...well, you can borrow my rachet and gank him the next time he's in town. Then I can smash Andy.

Breezy said...


jason said...

A work of ART, J, T. O. W. M.
Art, I tell you!

(though technically that's my title, you must well know )

Breezy said...

I'm still not sure what that person is saying. Did you get spammed?

Btw, I liked your entry.

I'm still perplexed.

jason said...

hey breezy,
see the list of words my students compiled (below). That should explain it...well, somewhat :)

Julie said...

LOL You need a ghetto decoder ring to decipher that!

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