What has Jason been reading, you ask?
(Oh, you didn't?
Too bad. I'm going to tell you anyway)
It's Jane Seymour's classic
Guide to Romantic Living...which
I found in a dusty corner of the library was wafted down by the cherubim into my hands
I've been taking romantic notes and doing my romantic homework.
I'm going to be more romantic than you other motherfuckers if it kills me.
Booyah!
So why don't you join me in le Jardin de Max Factor:
I'll fetch you a crumpet.
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Here is the cover, laminated for your protection. |
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Her first romantic paragraph. |
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"Seductive Fantasy" One of countless romantic photos of her. |
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"A Single Rose Can Be So Special"
(apparently this picture was "so special" that someone stained the page.....circa 1988) |
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"Romantic Bath Time in Los Angeles." |
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"An Exotic Look" |
My favorite passage
Now if you don't mind, I have a locket to finger while gazing moodily into the distance and smiling a tender tragic smile.