(Oh, you didn't?
Too bad. I'm going to tell you anyway)
It's Jane Seymour's classic Guide to Romantic Living...which
I've been taking romantic notes and doing my romantic homework. I'm going to be more romantic than you other motherfuckers if it kills me.
So why don't you join me in le Jardin de Max Factor:
I'll fetch you a crumpet.
|Here is the cover, laminated for your protection.|
|Her first romantic paragraph.|
|"Seductive Fantasy" One of countless romantic photos of her.|
|"A Single Rose Can Be So Special" |
(apparently this picture was "so special" that someone stained the page.....circa 1988)
|"Romantic Bath Time in Los Angeles."|
|"An Exotic Look"|
My favorite passage