What happens if you wear all of them at once? Bored, hung over-hungry, sudden, explosive bodily functions, occurring after road rage in the iHop parking lot?
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What happens if you wear all of them at once? Bored, hung over-hungry, sudden, explosive bodily functions, occurring after road rage in the iHop parking lot?
Mmmm...WAFFLES...
I'd been wondering why mine was kind of olive-y green.
*offers incontinence diapers to Margaret*
didn't joan rivers do a line like this on QVC?
MJ, thank you for sharing your incontinence pads with me. Stuff a pancake in your ____.
Mine means "bacon".
mine always seems to be on hung over.
I am very glad you cleared this up. I will try to tell as many people as I can tomorrow.
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