the crowd half heartedly sucked down vodka tonics and lite beers, blankly watching the same tired videos of the same tired d-list divas that have been in constant rotation since the Pleistocene age.
Then this came on.
And everyone woke up.
Isn't it wonderful to know that no matter what sex, race, creed, sexual orientation, class or age, some beautiful things can bring us all together as one (and crack a baseball bat in two)?
Oscars 2026: IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU Star Rose Byrne in Dior
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Ending our first day of Oscars 2026 coverage with our unanimous pick of the
best dress of the night, bar none. If I Had Legs I’d Kick You star Rose
Byrne...
11 comments:
Smashing a melon with her melons... the irony!
exactly.
Wow, I wonder if she can play the piano with those things?
WV = smashi
"Wow, I wonder if she can play the piano with those things?"
Naw--she probably just smashes the keys.
I watched this a couple of hours ago, and the pain in my chest is just starting to abate...
So I'll just say:
OWWWW!
HOLY HOOTERS!!!
I want her in my next party!
lurrrve her talent!!
She should team up with the guy who plays piano with his penis.
A hero and a role model. I certainly hope she won.
So glad you're a boob man.
now that is one fierce rack!
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