Apr 25, 2011

social register

1. Monsieur Charles de la Toblerone: Chocolate scion, Rosicrucian, sodomite, gentleman.


2. Dr. Edward McAllister: Second explorer of the Antarctic pole in lady's hose and garters.




3. Mr. Thomas X. Carlisle IVII: The noted poet, philatelist, palimpsester, and pornographic model.



4. Mr. Edmund Bradford, Esq.: Mustachio artist, new president of the Daughters of the American Revolution.



5. Mr. John Alexander Smythe and his husband, Mr. Henry Smythe-Smith: cough drop magnates.




11 comments:

TB said...

I've drug out all my old Colt, Playgirl, and MEN magazines and can't find Mr. Thomas X Carlisle's porno spread anywhere.

Michael Guy said...

Monsieur Toblerone can fuck me like the whore bitch that I am.

I apologize for 'going there'...

Nathan said...

I am such a whore, but a whore with standards! Any of the first four. The guys in #5 look inbred.

GlenH said...

Please,please,PLEASE tell me it was all true!

govtdrone said...

History so interesting.

designing wally said...

I don't know about the register, but they're welcome to make an entry in my guestbook...

normadesmond said...

oh, didn't know your type was daguerreo.

Will said...

+1,000,000 points for Ms Desmond.

Ur-spo said...

such saucy fellows you have there.

MJ said...

If only history class had been HALF this interesting!

Joseph the Butler said...

Yes, Mr Toblerone is a sweet sensation. I'll take two.