1. Monsieur Charles de la Toblerone: Chocolate scion, Rosicrucian, sodomite, gentleman.
3. Mr. Thomas X. Carlisle IVII: The noted poet, philatelist, palimpsester, and pornographic model.
4. Mr. Edmund Bradford, Esq.: Mustachio artist, new president of the Daughters of the American Revolution.
5. Mr. John Alexander Smythe and his husband, Mr. Henry Smythe-Smith: cough drop magnates.
I've drug out all my old Colt, Playgirl, and MEN magazines and can't find Mr. Thomas X Carlisle's porno spread anywhere.
Monsieur Toblerone can fuck me like the whore bitch that I am. I apologize for 'going there'...
I am such a whore, but a whore with standards! Any of the first four. The guys in #5 look inbred.
Please,please,PLEASE tell me it was all true!
History so interesting.
I don't know about the register, but they're welcome to make an entry in my guestbook...
oh, didn't know your type was daguerreo.
+1,000,000 points for Ms Desmond.
such saucy fellows you have there.
If only history class had been HALF this interesting!
Yes, Mr Toblerone is a sweet sensation. I'll take two.
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