"if only...." indeed.

So, this morning I open my mail to find the single nicest response I think I've ever gotten from a personal ad:
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if only

I were gay, and well from here. but unfortunately I am straight and going back tomorrow.
But, your post struck a nerve cause it pretty much expressed what we are all looking for.

good luck to you sir

J
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Wow, I'm not sure if this cheers me up or depresses me...or a little of both.

Especially considering that this is the only response I think I've ever gotten from this ad, well, except from the occasional
Russian mail order bride service robots, that is.