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which one to wear?

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The faculty lounge

This is Mrs. Eulalia White.  She teaches Pre-Calculus....and post hangover. 

Here's Mrs. Thomasina Harris.  She teaches Freshman English.  Her husband is vice principal. 

She loves poetry, especially Emily Dickinson's...and Sappho's.

Miss Sarah Jones.  She's our Home Ec. instructor/part time PE teacher.  She reads Harper's Bazaar in the sun. Often

Mrs. Gertude Morris. She teaches French.  Her husband is a homosexual. She is one cocky bitch.

This is Mrs. Anisette Johnson: our English 4 teacher. She loves Shakespeare, Shelley, Shaw... and strapping senior football players who desperately need a D.

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*don't swallow the worm.
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controversial questions

The ever wonderful Tom and Lorenzo always ask the hard hitting questions:
 tassle loafers: yea or nay? 
Horrifyingly (?)  they seem to be on the runways.

I say "nay", but honestly some of them are tempting me into a dark place (like these Alexander McQueens)

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reminder

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Cause it's just not gay enough in here....

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I couldn't help but pass this on...

John shared this with me the other night and I couldn't help performing it in my bedroom laughing.

I mean now that they've resurrected Tupac, it's just a matter of time before the bring out a hologram of Judy, right?
Hell, a hologram Liza too for that matter.

Things that actually exist

Seen and secretly wanted? recently

Orion: Country (@ Goodwill)

Still life with Nipples (@ consignment)

Important reminder (@ where else?)

WTF (@ Biglots)

"Cajun" Wineglasses (@ Rouses)

Camo Easter baskets (@ where else?)

Caesar-quoting "thugs" (@ Walmart)

Kenny Rogers poster (@ the Joint)

a pink pompom poodle (@ Gordon's)

Star of David sippy cups and Foo dog (@ Target)

Matinees for the gay homeless.  (I mean who else would be at a Wednesday matinee of "Oklahoma" but the homeless who live @ the public library?)