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| This is Mrs. Eulalia White. She teaches Pre-Calculus....and post hangover. |
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| Here's Mrs. Thomasina Harris. She teaches Freshman English. Her husband is vice principal. |
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| Miss Sarah Jones. She's our Home Ec. instructor/part time PE teacher. She reads Harper's Bazaar in the sun. Often |
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| Mrs. Gertude Morris. She teaches French. Her husband is a homosexual. She is one cocky bitch. |
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| This is Mrs. Anisette Johnson: our English 4 teacher. She loves Shakespeare, Shelley, Shaw... and strapping senior football players who desperately need a D. |
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| Orion: Country (@ Goodwill) |
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| Still life with Nipples (@ consignment) |
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| Important reminder (@ where else?) |
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| WTF (@ Biglots) |
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| "Cajun" Wineglasses (@ Rouses) |
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| Camo Easter baskets (@ where else?) |
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| Caesar-quoting "thugs" (@ Walmart) |
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| Kenny Rogers poster (@ the Joint) |
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| a pink pompom poodle (@ Gordon's) |
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| Star of David sippy cups and Foo dog (@ Target) |
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| Matinees for the gay homeless. (I mean who else would be at a Wednesday matinee of "Oklahoma" but the homeless who live @ the public library?) |
