Those shades would land you a man, FOR SURE, but then your bling would make you suspicious until he planned a romantic evening watching The Walking Dead when you could slip into the fetching TV cozy, then he could shyly offer the ring, but you couldn't put in on because of the Sylvia Plath oven mitts. An exercise in heartbreak.
That has to be the smallest cock ring I've ever seen.
fyi: i am an avid baker.
is it wrong for me to actually want those glasses? i mean...?
All these and no gold lame underwear?
I'm pretty sure Miss Sylvia rested her depressed and weary head on a tea towel. But that's England for you.P.S. You're too shameless and funny for words :-)
I like the TV covering
My Christmas season has officially begun! I'm going to put a TV cosy on my Christmas List this year.
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