Dec 2, 2015

Dear Santa....

Here's a preliminary list of some things that might be nice to receive.
Thank you.
a ring (I don't mean on the phone)
Some sexy shades
 A nicer tv
some new oven mitts
A new phone
a subtle reminder

8 comments:

mrpeenee said...

Those shades would land you a man, FOR SURE, but then your bling would make you suspicious until he planned a romantic evening watching The Walking Dead when you could slip into the fetching TV cozy, then he could shyly offer the ring, but you couldn't put in on because of the Sylvia Plath oven mitts. An exercise in heartbreak.

The Mistress said...

That has to be the smallest cock ring I've ever seen.

normadesmond said...

fyi: i am an avid baker.

KEVolution! said...

is it wrong for me to actually want those glasses? i mean...?

mistress maddie said...

All these and no gold lame underwear?

Dylan Mitchell said...

I'm pretty sure Miss Sylvia rested her depressed and weary head on a tea towel. But that's England for you.

P.S. You're too shameless and funny for words :-)

Ur-spo said...

I like the TV covering

Who you callin' housewife? said...

My Christmas season has officially begun! I'm going to put a TV cosy on my Christmas List this year.