Life down here is hard, y'all!
|I mean, I can't even walk out of the house without ugly men flirting with me.|
|Heck, even the feminists are cuter|
|Even the dogs are cuter.|
|It's enough to drive a soul to drink, but, well, even that's too difficult...||ahem|
|Heck, even "Latrina's lounge" seems closed. I guess I'll have to "lounge" in my own "Latrina" now.|
|And then, on the way home, I'm forced to ponder painful, difficult questions.|