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Champagne Slim

Just finished putting up my little Target Xmas tree...for first time in years. Why not, right? What the hell.

Actually, "Six and a Half Foot Champagne Slim" is how I dream of being referred to one day.

Reminder

 

via matt adores it

Let's play The Biglots Magical Mystery Game!

1.

A. "The Fine Art" section of Biglots
B. The Venus of Willendorf
C. Mom
D.  Your deepest fear
E. All of the above 

2.

A. Fairy

B. Princess

C. Princess and Fairy

D. Fairy and Princess

E.  None of the above

3.

A. White Trash

B. Better than MoonPie Eau de Cologne

C. Heaven in a cup

D. White Trash

E. None of the above

4.

A.Hello Kitty chewing gum
B. Hello Kitty barrettes
C. Hello Kitty jewelry box
D. Hello Kitty's Manhunt profile
D. None of the above

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via

Bye holy days

So, I took down my old calendar from the refrigerator today...

(thanks to msh)

But it's still not quite time to replace it with the new (sadly, all too Gentile) one I bought today yet. 

Meanwhile, I've been in complete limbo since Tishrei 14.
Oy

Somehow or another...

I find myself on the Hermes catalog mailing list. How'd that happen?

I'm guessing Dollar Tree sold them my name.

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It's that time of the year

Time to leave a capful of Advil out for Santa

And deck the christmas trees with acrylic wigs

Yes, it's the post Halloween /pre Xmas season at Target again.

"love won't let me wait"

rip major harris

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via wow

And now, an important reminder from Little Edie

six attempts at humor badly photographed

@TJ Craigslist Maxx

@Wholefoods

@Burger King

@Chinese buffet

@Mcdonalds

 @a wall

boo.

So, last night was Halloween....or something.
Is that right?
I was a corpse...
a corpse in bed by 7 p.m., dead tired.


Lame.

Today was All Saints Day...and I was a saint...
or something.

A thankless13 hour work day.
Another one, I mean.

With just enough time for a quick trip to McDonald's before bed....a scant 9 hours before

I'm out there shaking it again for the money.
ahem