Happy 40th!

How do you like your Ewan?

Natty

dirty

Classy

Adorable Naked

All of the above

pre craigslist

so, which fella has you licking a stamp?
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guess who?

thought for the day

check your needs

This afternoon, after a long difficult day, all I found in my mailbox was a lone envelope. I opened it to find this: Clearly my prayers are being answered. My very own Jesus paper towel "prayer rug". With this cryptic message^

I tried "checking my needs" on the letter's handy dandy checklist, but couldn't find "a husband, preferably my own", "chocolate cake", "bread, toilet paper, milk, eggs" or "blow job", anywhere. Whatever.

I'll just send it back with this and dutifully "get down on my knees." I have faith. Now, if you don't mind, I'll get back to looking into porn Jesus' eyes.

thought for the day

overheard 12:00

Burlington Coat Factory parking lot:
My mother:
"Uh...I don't wanna to say nothing, but....look at that little gal there, already pregnant."

Me: "The one with her belly out, with the big red weave?"

My mother: "Yeah, her.
I think she's carrying that baby in her hair."

How to have style (for the ladies) part trois

Pearls go with everything.

Modesty can be sexy.

Poodles are always chic.

The right bag can make or break an outfit.

Go big, or go home.

White gloves are always in order.

thought for the day

'Women liked her and men adored her -- my husband included.'

Debbie Reynolds

thought for the day

seen recently

Looks like someone already put "own a Monkey" on there for me.
Nice.

more here

The Swinging Game

Who tickles your fancy?
Bachelor Number 1

Bachelor Number 2

Bachelor Number 3

Bachelor Number 4
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more stuff I need now

1. Flowers

2. These cupcakes

3. A Warhol

4. a chandelier

5. Some yard help

6. A mustachio tea cup

7. Breakfast for dinner

8. My favorite soap
9. Everything in this picture

10. a vacation
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happy St. Paddy's day!

How do you say "Hello daddy", in gaylick Gaelic anyway?

erin go bragh

thought for the day

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let me be your baby, till...

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via hughman

thought for the day

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mardi gras pictures, lazily taken, lazily organized, lazily described

a. The Roach Queen

b. Julia

c. One of countless troupes of Black Swans

d. The Bearded Lady (ex. a)
The Bearded lady (ex. b.)
e. Shirtless guy in tight pants

f. Soul Train dancers, on stage pulled through street

g. Part of the Hair Force

h. Egyptians, taking a picture of me, also dressed as a pharoah.

i. Pan
j. Lawn deer
k. A friend and his lowhangers