Mar 31, 2011

Happy 40th!

How do you like your Ewan?

Natty
dirty


Classy


Adorable Naked




All of the above

Mar 30, 2011

Mar 29, 2011

thought for the day

check your needs

This afternoon, after a long difficult day, all I found in my mailbox was a lone envelope. I opened it to find this: Clearly my prayers are being answered. My very own Jesus paper towel "prayer rug". With this cryptic message^

I tried "checking my needs" on the letter's handy dandy checklist, but couldn't find "a husband, preferably my own", "chocolate cake", "bread, toilet paper, milk, eggs" or "blow job", anywhere. Whatever.

I'll just send it back with this and dutifully "get down on my knees." I have faith. Now, if you don't mind, I'll get back to looking into porn Jesus' eyes.

Mar 25, 2011

How to have style (for the ladies) part trois

Pearls go with everything.



Modesty can be sexy.





Poodles are always chic.

The right bag can make or break an outfit.


Go big, or go home.




White gloves are always in order.

Mar 23, 2011

thought for the day


'Women liked her and men adored her -- my husband included.'

Debbie Reynolds

Mar 20, 2011

seen recently






Looks like someone already put "own a Monkey" on there for me.
Nice.

more here

The Swinging Game

Who tickles your fancy?
Bachelor Number 1


Bachelor Number 2


Bachelor Number 3

Bachelor Number 4
via

Mar 18, 2011

more stuff I need now


1. Flowers

2. These cupcakes


3. A Warhol



4. a chandelier

5. Some yard help

6. A mustachio tea cup


7. Breakfast for dinner


8. My favorite soap
9. Everything in this picture



10. a vacation
via

Mar 17, 2011

happy St. Paddy's day!



How do you say "Hello daddy", in gaylick Gaelic anyway?

erin go bragh

Mar 11, 2011

mardi gras pictures, lazily taken, lazily organized, lazily described

a. The Roach Queen


b. Julia


c. One of countless troupes of Black Swans


d. The Bearded Lady (ex. a)
The Bearded lady (ex. b.)
e. Shirtless guy in tight pants


f. Soul Train dancers, on stage pulled through street


g. Part of the Hair Force


h. Egyptians, taking a picture of me, also dressed as a pharoah.


i. Pan
j. Lawn deer
k. A friend and his lowhangers