My mother*: "So! Lemme tell you what happened yesterday. Your aunt Kay** ( my mother's older sister) was here. Anyway, while we were riding in the car, I noticed that everything your nanan said (my aunt's daughter, my godmother), she'd put her middle finger out at her.
SO rude! Can you believe it?
So I just had to tell her something."
Me: "oh boy."
My mother: "Yeah. Well, I did. I don't care neither. I told her if she ever put that finger out at me, I'd bite it off.
And then she did it. She put her finger out at me."
Me: "I don't doubt it."
my mother: "So I bit it.
'You hurt me!' she tells me. 'You better believe I did,' I told her. 'Didn't I tell you not to do that?'
I bet she won't be putting her middle finger out at me again."
(note- *70 years of age, **82 years of age.)