My mother*: "So! Lemme tell you what happened yesterday. Your aunt Kay** ( my mother's older sister) was here. Anyway, while we were riding in the car, I noticed that everything your nanan said (my aunt's daughter, my godmother), she'd put her middle finger out at her.
SO rude! Can you believe it?
So I just had to tell her something."
Me: "oh boy."
My mother: "Yeah. Well, I did. I don't care neither. I told her if she ever put that finger out at me, I'd bite it off.
And then she did it. She put her finger out at me."
Me: "I don't doubt it."
my mother: "So I bit it.
'You hurt me!' she tells me. 'You better believe I did,' I told her. 'Didn't I tell you not to do that?'
I bet she won't be putting her middle finger out at me again."
Me: "....."
(note- *70 years of age, **82 years of age.)
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5 comments:
If it weren't for family, I would not have a job.
If it weren't for family, I wouldn't have a care.
Old people are just like children. Only old.
pretty funny.
Priceless...my mother is famous for saying funny sometimes dirty things without meaning to...once we were at a very good estate sale in a private home and we were in the basement which had very low ceilings. My mother and I are both tall so we had to stoop slightly to which my mother announced loudly to everyone in the whole basement: "Sometimes you have to bend over to have a good time." Exactly.
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