Explaining what a "shin" is...
to a 17 year old.
(hint: "it's not on your face")
Breaking up a near fist fight...
(hint: "it's not on your face")
Breaking up a near fist fight...
over grits.
(yeah, grits).
Cleaning up dried menstrual blood from "Cootuh's" chair...
Cleaning up dried menstrual blood from "Cootuh's" chair...
Again.
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I love reading about your life. You never fail to make me smile.
Cheers -- a fan.
Pretty soon he'll have to worry about the word "Shiv".
What did the grits do?
Has anyone explained to Cootuh about rags?
Why thank you, anonymous!
You are very kind.
But I do too much complaining, I know.
Mean Dirty: it was all about whose "granMOH's" grits were better. And lemme tell you, it was about to go down.
She might need the brand with "wings".
Pack Cootuh up tight with some day old dried up grits. Problem solved.
Until I wrote that sentence I was thinking how much I miss grits for breakfast, but now, not so much.
Jason, what can I say. I thought it wasnt to bad until I got to Coutah
What is up with the menstrual blood?!? I'm having a really hard time with this happening so often...yuck! Is there a school nurse or someone who can explain that this is gonna happen every month and she may not want to be bleedin' all over the furniture.
And now the source of Cootuh's name is revealed.
I also make a mean tomato-cheese-grits casserole, but don't think I'll be able to do so ever again after reading Mr. Peenee's comment.
And I posted something new, just for you. :)
WOW! And All I did before nine today was attend Bikram Yoga. Sorry Jason I can't compete with you!
Mr. Peenee might needed to be grounded or something. He has put folks off their grits for the next little while.
Has Miss Coutah never seen "Carrie"??? Plug it up, bitch!
I barely made it to work before 9am. :-)
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